Shotties 101

Welcome readers, to an update.

I am shotties. every day. num num num in my lungs.

If you just said 'what?'-though I doubt you did- then I must explain.

A shotty, or shotties, is/are a form of smoking tabacco+. ...'+?' ...wow, plus pots, idiot. I was trying to avoid typing the pots word, but look what you made me do.

Anyways, I use a glass tube, made from the bottom of a large-size bowl, and I put the end of a cigarette in. I cut the cigarette, if you must know i use a razorblade, and I push the piece further into the glass using the filter. Then we apply some + and some fire, and Ta-Da! Hootz.

Still dont get it? Lets try again now.

We have our ingredients and implements.

A) Smoking lamp/vase, ( bong stupid)

B) Shotty peg, (glass tube from bottom of bowl)

C) Cancer-stick (Cigarette)

D) Razor Blade

E) + (pots you fuck)

F) Fire!

C into B, D cut C, flip C push into B, fill depression in B with E, put B into A and apply F.

...voila.

(caution, this may ruin your immediate future)

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Anyways, I am no longer working at the bingo hall. My current quest is to apply for Employment Insurance tomorrow. I must also pursue schooling, although I have no idea what I want. I figure I shall brashly apply into the first course that seems remotely bearable. Next year I will figure out my shit better, hopefully.

I like kitties!

For now, this will be it. I grow restless at this keyboard.

In the words of a while ago, again
still havent got a new job (in this scenario, joined the EI swim team)
still havent quit smoking (and shotties)
still hate most everyone? (and myself)

la la la fml