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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

wretch

dear world.
i am a wretch.
i am in my prime, most free and unhindered.
young and fit.
and i am a wretch.
in my days off i mope about, and cannot even take care of myself.
ofttimes i proclaim 'if only a bullet, for my head!'


EOP

Saturday, August 28, 2010

so, I put ads in my blog

please, click them.
by all means though, don't even come to my blog, because I suck.

Meow

Friday, August 13, 2010

Pat & Jess, Sorry I did not come to your wedding.

I did not want to off-put any of your guests or family, however; I had heard it through the grapevine that my attendance was undesired by one.

Again,

My apologies.

oh, and cam?
fuck you

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Hater

that's me. I hate. I've just deleted my two sub-blogs dues to no updates in years. I deleted them, they meant something to me before, some of them still do. I deleted them.
Currently unemployed and looking for work. my school got cancelled, and I got to round 37 in der-riese on split-screen.




This window has been open all day. I haven't got a lot of input.

eop

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Shotties 101

Welcome readers, to an update.
I am shotties. every day. num num num in my lungs.
If you just said 'what?'-though I doubt you did- then I must explain.
A shotty, or shotties, is/are a form of smoking tabacco+. ...'+?' ...wow, plus pots, idiot. I was trying to avoid typing the pots word, but look what you made me do.
Anyways, I use a glass tube, made from the bottom of a large-size bowl, and I put the end of a cigarette in. I cut the cigarette, if you must know i use a razorblade, and I push the piece further into the glass using the filter. Then we apply some + and some fire, and Ta-Da! Hootz.
Still dont get it? Lets try again now.
We have our ingredients and implements.
A) Smoking lamp/vase, ( bong stupid)
B) Shotty peg, (glass tube from bottom of bowl)
C) Cancer-stick (Cigarette)
D) Razor Blade
E) + (pots you fuck)
F) Fire!

C into B, D cut C, flip C push into B, fill depression in B with E, put B into A and apply F.
...voila.

(caution, this may ruin your immediate future)


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Anyways, I am no longer working at the bingo hall. My current quest is to apply for Employment Insurance tomorrow. I must also pursue schooling, although I have no idea what I want. I figure I shall brashly apply into the first course that seems remotely bearable. Next year I will figure out my shit better, hopefully.

I like kitties!



For now, this will be it. I grow restless at this keyboard.


In the words of a while ago, again
still havent got a new job (in this scenario, joined the EI swim team)
still havent quit smoking (and shotties)
still hate most everyone? (and myself)

la la la fml

Friday, January 01, 2010

well.. 100 posts

my posts have seemed to take a turn towards the lame. I used to be upbeat and happy. I am now consistently unhappy. period.

this is my 100th post. i dont really give a shit. fml
fuckit
eop